swlabr, swlabr@awful.systems
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Ah, the mind goblins manifested themselves into existence. Terrifying
I was thinking of an LLM trained on sovereign citizens. AKA “I’m not hallucinating, I’m generating. There is no such thing as copyright under maritime law”
I was recommended allbirds by my piano teacher. They suck
Riding this high for a while folks
I started using duolingo for japanese in maybe 2022 and quit in maybe 2024. I did 4 years of Japanese in high school and so I had a vague memory of grammar and some vocab. Duo didn’t really improve my situation; I think all i got out of duolingo was frustration.
Also, I can’t speak to other examples of it, but the gamification was ass. Games are usually trying to be fun.
kittymine!!
these fucks: “Don’t make me tap the sign!!!”
the sign: “My final braincell fell out of my open mouth while drooling”
I’ve heard a lot of influencer types are leaving twitter/going private over this. Even “spicy” accounts are leaving. I’ve heard some women say they might come back if they block this functionality but uh, bad news, that’s not how the tech works, and musk doesn’t give a shit about moderation anyway.
“Ignoring all these reasons to hate AI, people shouldn’t hate AI, debate me bro” - that’s you lol
Still the one baby
I only use software named after words that aren’t made up. That is, I don’t use software. I post here by waving copper wire at telephone poles to bit bash my way through the tubes.
It would be even better if it were <classical element> <animal>. Unless we were to retcon throat as a classical element. I would not say no to that
oh someone made a browser from scratch? tight
Chromefox: the Sonichu of FOSS
BRB starting my new browser named ThroatGoat
Haven’t been cooking for myself in a while, so these are all paid experiences:
- The mexican food in my city has been historically been lacking, but recently I tried some birria tacos that I liked. Well, really what I liked was the “consomme” that they serve the tacos with, but hey, the tacos were good too.
- I had a really good tiger prawn a few days ago. Perfectly grilled over open wood flame, so it was a little smoky, and finished with what I’m guessing was a prawn-based bisque.
- I’ve been going to a wonderful little cocktail bar where all their cocktails are well-designed and tasty as fuck.
sigh. 10 sun, 7 moon, 8 rising
sure, computers are “better” at “copying something exactly”, but why do that when you could swede instead
Yeah i don’t get it. Like, my local sushi place started using sawdust as filler in their cooked tuna. I just don’t order the tuna. Plus, sawdust has a neutral taste and has fibre in it. I am very smart btw
p3x.de
Definitely been seeing the pattern of: “if you don’t like AI, you are being x-phobic” where “x” is a marginalised group that the person is using the name of as a cudgel. They probably never cared about this group before, but what’s important to this person is that they glaze AI over any sort of principle or ethics. Usually it’s ableist, as is basically any form of marginalisation/discrimination.
E: read the link. Lmao that’s… not xenophobia. What a piece of shit
Speaking this into existence. In an interview, Saltman suggests soul gems as the next phase in energy production for LLMs
I’m too tired to read this properly but it looks like MIT’s suggestion for better vibe coding is just… repackaged software design? Anyway, article.
🪦👨🏼➡️👴🏼
Will never be able to understand why these mfs don’t see this as the unga bunga stupid ass caveman belief that it is.
I believe the street name is “go fast”
Sure. Not advocating for its usage. Just got a kick out of seeing it.
ITT: new synonym for promptfondler: “brain cuck”
yud’s scientific model is aristotlean, i.e. he thinks of things he thinks should be true, then rejects counter-evidence with a bayesian cudgel or claims of academic conspiracy. So yeah genes are feature flags, why wouldnt they be (and eugenics is just SRE ig)
“Outsiders aren’t agreeing with me. I must return to the cult and torture my flock with more sermons.” type shit
🙃🙃🙃
Maybe if you’re a scrub. 19 minutes baby!!! And that included the minute or so that I thought about copypasting it into a text editor so I could highlight portions to sneer at. Best part of this story is that it is chess themed and takes place in “Skewers”, Washington, vs. “Forks”, Washington, as made famous by Twilight.
Anyway, what a pile of shit. I choose not to read Yud’s stuff most of the time, but I felt that I might do this one. What do you get if you mix smashboards, goofus and gallant strips, that copypasta about needing a high IQ to like rick and morty, and the worst aspects of woody allen? This!
My summary:
Part 1. A chess player, “Mr. Humman”, plays a match against “Mr. Assi” and loses. He has a conversation with a romantic interest, “Socratessa”, or Tessa for short, about whether or not you can say if someone is better than another in chess. Often cited examples of other players are “Mr. Chimzee” and “Mr. Neumann”.
Both “Humman” and “Socratessa” are strawmen. “Socratessa” is described as thus:
Humman, of course, talks down to her, like so:
I hate to give credit to Yud here for anything, so here’s what I’ll say: This characterisation of Humman is so douchey that it’s completely transparent that Yud doesn’t want you to like this guy. Yud’s methodology was to have Humman make strawman-level arguments and portray him as kind of a creep. However, I think what actually happened is that Yud has accidentally replicated arguments/johns you might hear from a smash scrub about why they are not a scrub, but are actually a good player, just with a veneer of chess. So I don’t like this character, but not because of Yud’s intent.
Socratessa (Tessa for short) is, as gerikson points out, is a Socratic strawman. That’s it. It’s unclear why Yud describes her as either a troll or pretty. He should have just said she was gallant.* She argues that Elo ratings exist and are good enough at predicting whether one player will beat another. Of course, Humman disagrees, and as the goofus, must be wrong.*
The story should end here, as it has fulfilled its mission as an obvious analog to Yud’s whole thing about whether or not you can measure intelligence or say someone is smarter than another.
Part 2. Humman and Socratessa argue about whether or not you can measure intelligence or say someone is smarter than another.
E: if you were wondering, yes, there is eugenics in the story.
E2: forgot to tie up some allusions, specifically the g&g of it all. Marked added sentences with a *.
Let’s not forget that the socratic strawwoman is named “Socratessa”
More wiki drama: Jimbo tries to both sides the gaza genocide
E: just for clarity. Jimbo is the canon nickname of founder Jimmy Wales.
And just to describe a little more of what has happened, as far as I can tell: Wales is reportedly being interviewed about Wikipedia (probably due to the grookiepedia stuff). He was asked in a “high profile media interview” (his words, see first link) about the Gaza genocide article, and said that it “fails to meet our high standards and needs immediate attention”. Part of that attention is that they’ve locked the article, and Jimbo has joined the talk page. His argument probably boils down to this comment he left:
The “core assertion” is contained in the lede:
i.e. that there is a genocide happening at all.
Gizmodo article, in case this comment sucks in some way and you wanted to read a different report.
For a moment there I was worried that ffmpeg had turned fash.
Anyway, amazing job ffmpeg, great responses. No notes
not outside of the fascist playbook to claim that they are the real victims. The example that comes to mind is the myth of white genocide, but also literally any fascist rhetoric is like that.
It’s well trodden ground to say that genAI usage and support for genAI resonates with populist/reactionary/fascist themes in that it inherently devalues and dehumanises, and it promotes anti-intellectualism. If you can be replaced by AI, what worth do you have? And why think if the AI can do it for you?
So, of course this stuff being echoed in spaces where the majority are ignorant to the nazi tilt. They can’t and don’t understand fascism on a structural level, they can only identify it when it’s trains and gas chambers.
Jack Dorsey seems to like throwing money at it:
(source: wiki)
Anything’s a cock ring if you’re brave enough
This is a joke, right?
E: my enshittified brain thought that this was some kind of AI enabled smart ring that also told the time. This is kinda fun actually, tho I would never get one
More flaming dog poop appeared on my doorstep, in the form of this article published in VentureBeat. VB appears to be an online magazine for publishing silicon valley propaganda, focused on boosting startups, so it’s no surprise that they’d publish this drivel sent in by some guy trying to parlay prompting into writing.
Point:
Counterpoint, by the author:
As someone who already knows the algorithm for solving the ToH problem, I wouldn’t “fail” at solving the one with twenty discs so much as I’d know that the algorithm is exponential in the number of discs and you’d need 2^20 - 1 (1048575) steps to do it, and refuse to indulge your shit reasoning.
Argument proven stupid, so we’re back to square one on this, buddy.
Ah yes, some of my favorite GOP turns of phrases, “no unknown unknowns” + “big if true”.
An article in which business insider tries to glaze Grookeypedia.
“I didn’t verify any information in the article but it was longer so it must be better”
“I am 100% sure AI can gather information from reliable sources. No I will not verify this in any way. Wikipedia needs to listen to me”