sending ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡) to my dealer when he says he’s outta crack

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I'd recommend to buy marzipan instead. It's cheaper, tasty, and comes with less consequence.

Not to mention the "dealing drugs on Facebook" thing.

And you can make princess cake

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