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The tsa agent was giving me weird looks yesterday, probably for wearing my short shorts with juicy on the butt. I'm a 6'3 male if it helps illustrate the situation properly.
He was probably trying to determine just *how* juicy and whether it was over the carry-on limits on fluids.
He's at baggage claim four hours later because they made him check his huge nuts
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Not any more it isn't
just a well-placed advertisement.
Works for me.
Like that would stop us from waving. Depending on the guy they're either going to find it endearing or crude and sexy.
I think I'd prefer pussy juice to ass juice. Willing to be proven wrong though...
Was she waving at known wet pussy hater Ben Shapiro?
Recall a Patton Oswald story in one of his specials about this.
She must have an epic wedgie *and* plumber's disease.