Avoiding the crowd

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Avoiding the crowd
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Maintain eye contact while inhaling deeply

Makes her sexier?

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The confidence behind being able to admit to… what is a normal bodily function… is sexy, yes.

The fart itself? Meh. It just is.

(Unless it pops out and says something apocalyptic, then I suggest you hold your breath.)

Realistic, excellent icebreaker!

windbreaker?

Yes

Keeper

"Same."

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"Nice. High five!"

Smell my essence! Does it please you?

Hey, want to go get some tacos?

Can I use your corner to fart too?

5th panel: Me too! I had egg salad with grilled onions in it.

But bathrooms tho