The moment you take your eyes off Instagram, one of those suicidal pricks jump under your SUV, forcing you to stop and check if your precious is scratched by their tinny bike.
not long ago, a car tried to run me over because I accidentally crossed a red light as a pedestrian (it just turned red and a bird was trying to poop on my head)
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With no speed lines indicating that they were moving, they appeared to be at a stop, when magically a bicyclist flew in from out of nowhere.
Damn cyclists, watch where you're going!
The moment you take your eyes off Instagram, one of those suicidal pricks jump under your SUV, forcing you to stop and check if your precious is scratched by their tinny bike.
Can't they just go die off-road?
Ah, a cyclist makes (more) sense. I saw an airplane turbine at first.
I saw a breakdancing dude falling out of the sky for the same reason
That would be my story too.
not long ago, a car tried to run me over because I accidentally crossed a red light as a pedestrian (it just turned red and a bird was trying to poop on my head)