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Is it really stuffing if it's never used to stuff anything? 🤔

2 weeks ago

No, technically that is dressing

I said this no less than 4 times yesterday.

2 weeks ago

On a comic about ducks of all things, I feel compelled to point out that whoever eats it is technically being stuffed with it.

But I suppose that makes all food stuffing, not just food called stuffing.

Also: What's the deal with the word "foodstuff", anyway?

2 weeks ago

What about duck, roasted for an hour and served with a nice side of gravy.

You should cook it to an internal temperature of 165f or 74c instead of a set time...sorry, the Internet has ruined me. I'm so alone.

2 weeks ago

Ideal temperature for killing bacteria is more of a spectrum than a hard set number. 165°F is the USDA recommendation because it's idiot-proof. Guarantees that all bacteria will be instantly killed.

But if you pull the bird at 165°F, you've already overcooked the meat and dried out all the juices. Personally I take my poultry out at 150°F, let it sit and naturally rise to 155-157°, and so long as it stays at or above 155 for more than 90 seconds, it's perfectly safe to eat. The number is more like 45 seconds IIRC but I double it just to be safe. Been doing it this way for over a decade and it's never gotten anyone sick.

I agree. Smoked a turkey breast today. 155f, pulled and wrapped in foil and placed in the microwave (as a sealed metal box, not actually used the microwave) for 30 minutes while the sides cooked. You can warm a cup of water before if you really want to keep the heat

My ham has been in the oven for 2 hours and the core temperature is only 70... I don't think it will be ready when "dinner" starts in an hour and a half...

To be fair, this *is* the first time I've cooked holiday food in my own oven in my own residence... I've never cooked a ham this big before.

Just use the replicator, Miles.

And offend me dear old ma? She never believed in using replicators.

Miles, Molly is hungry.

Usually the hams you get at the store are already cooked (check to be sure) and you just want it hot. That should give you a little wiggle room there! Whereas a pulled pork or something needs to be brought up to temperature to be technically edible, then held at that temperature for a while so it can be delicious

It is precooked, and it's made it up to 120! 25 more to go and it'll be ready to serve, and food got pushed back anyway, so there's still hope.

2 weeks ago, edited 2 weeks ago

https://www.marthastewart.com/8295708/how-long-cook-ham-guide

TL;DR A pre-cooked 10-pound ham, bone-in will need about 2 1/2 hours.

At this point I'm just going to assume the core was still slightly frozen or close to it when I put it in. I left it to thaw for several days in the refrigerator...

Ah well, a learning experience for next year.

2 weeks ago, edited 2 weeks ago

You live and you learn!

Maybe practice with a ham during the year to figure cook times out :)

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!

2 weeks ago

Agreed, which is why I bought a digital thermometer and prob my bird multiple times in different locations and depths to make absolutely sure of this.

Turkey takes hours depending on the size and weight. Chicken is a bit less.

Ducks are usually about five or six pounds and very fatty which means they cook a bit faster than most other birds. I don't normally roast them myself, I cut them into chunks and make a duck soup or stew.

..... and a critical skill for any would be Thanksgiving chef out there .... LEARN TO MAKE TASTY SAVOURY GRAVY! It doesn't matter how well you cook your turkey, chicken or duck, if you don't make a good gravy with it, it won't be fun for anyone.

2 weeks ago

I just watched Babish (dude in YouTube) make a browned-butter roux. What a game changer for gravy.

2 weeks ago

Do you have a link to the video? or at least a description so that we can find it? I'm always on the lookout for new ways to make gravy ... to me it's the key to any big feast.

2 weeks ago

Not sure if this is the video OP meant, but here's one of Babish making Gravy.

https://youtu.be/ztl0gGVFoK0?si=pxacKSu6QjDDFvU6

2 weeks ago

Takes about 2 hours for a duck roast.

Source: will be roasting duck imminently

Mac and cheese is the best Thanksgiving food and you can not change my mind

And I mean a good Mac n cheese made in the oven so its crispy and shit

My Granny used to make it from scratch in the oven, and we all loved it. She shared the recipe with me and I was able to make it like hers before she passed. I don't make it for Thanksgiving, but I should. I do make one of her other dishes for Thanksgiving. It's a broccoli and cauliflower dish with a sauce and melted cheese. It's amazing.

spaghetti

2 weeks ago

Damnit now I need a grilled cheese as well.

My kid was all about that packaged bread today lol

I'm not American but I can relate. Because this is just me at any kind of meal gathering.

2 weeks ago

Abort first, woodchipper if that fails

Why the vegetarian thanksgiving?

2 weeks ago

People who don't eat meat uh, exist.

2 weeks ago, edited 2 weeks ago

So do elephants but there is none depicted.

How does it fit into the plot of the comic?

2 weeks ago

The comic about talking ducks?

Does everything have to fit the stereotypes and norms of society for you unless there's a good reason? Maybe the author is vegetarian? Who knows and more importantly, who cares?

It's a world of diverse life experiences out there.

You people are extremely defensive.

2 weeks ago

I'm not even vegan or vegetarian, as I said elsewhere in the thread I'm literally roasting a duck today....

You're the one who came in here with a problem

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2 weeks ago

Username checks out

"it's the children who are wrong"

a week ago

Projection

2 weeks ago, edited 2 weeks ago

It might be an anecdote by the author. And it's not like it stands out as a weird enough thing that it has to be relevant to the plot.

Also their cousin is probably a turkey or something.

Yeah I was thinking cousin turkey too. But ham?

2 weeks ago

How does it take away from it?

They're ducks.

Ducks are not vegetarians. They eat snails, frogs, fish, worms, crayfish etc

2 weeks ago

They also can't talk. Unrealistic comic smh

Name a traditional thanksgiving food that's made out of bugs

mac and cheese and bugs. duh

a week ago, edited a week ago

Cartoon screenshot of the Tasmanian Devil preparing a tied-up Bugs Bunny for dinner, sprinkling pepper onto Bugs trussed up like a Thanksgiving turkey.

a week ago

Man I love crayfish and worm casserole at Thanksgiving.

a week ago

They're ducks so their not going to eat turkey? Lmao

Because they're ducks. Ducks aren't an evil predator species like humans. The most meat they tend to eat is bugs.

The animals we create are morally equivalent to our own children in that they are owed the exact same unconditional love and protection. The experiences of animals are real and matter. Their suffering is identical in nature to your own. It harms us when we take pleasure and cruelty and violence.

The power of communication is precious. You owe it to us all to stay on point. To refrain from verbose tangential emotional expressions.

Tell your friends.