It's Thanksgiving

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It's Thanksgiving
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When the bird opens its beak to grab you, cram the cinnamon stick in as hard as you can and run away.

While it's coughing up cinammon, you can quickly grab a No Hunting sign and plop it down. This way the bird knows it can't hunt for food in this area and will have to move on.

SYENSE

2 weeks ago

"Wabit season" "Duck season"

Jokes on the mouse, the bird has been doing the cinnamon challenge on Tik Tok and is unfazed by the attack! =)

Luckily the mouse has been practicing his sleight of hand, and swapped the cinnamon out with a cinnamon-stick-shaped cyanide capsule he cleverly hid up his sleeve!

So unless you're telling me the bird is *also* a master magician...

But the owl has spent several years steadily building up an immunity to iocane powder.

Which didn't help it. But it's neat that the owl bothered.

oh gee this is really awkward

You don't have to wait for the bird to open its beak if you use another orifice.

2 weeks ago

"Fool! While you were flying these woods, I studied the blade stick."

That's not how cinnamon stick works...

You're supposed to grate it first.

Or you can boil it with the meat.