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Unacceptable: "You look submissive and enslaveable."

Acceptable: "You look just like an elf."

Just to be clear, LOTR orcs were elves once as well ...

You look like you were once an elf.

I do indeed. Thank you for noticing

Thousands of years ago. The orcs that we see were at no point elves.

The term "house elf" always implied to me that there were other, possibly different in appearance, elves of Harry Potter.

Pay attention to their wording.

Elven = Beautiful, wise, immortal

Elvish = Tiny, hideous, steals/eats children

I thought elvish meant someone who likes rock and roll music

Yesh, Elvish Preshtly

We lost a golden opportunity by never casting Sean Connery as Elvis.

as if I would socialize with a Harry Potter fan

Dobby wants to lick your toes!!

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