This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the *Greentext* community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
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In seriousness, Thirteen Ghosts is great early 2000s horror trash.
This is the one where the guy gets cut in half by a glass door and half of him slides down and you see the gore, right?
Hahaha, yeah.
That moment is seared in my brain. I remember nothing else about that movie.
Not even ghost tiddies?
The goddamn Ghost Tiddies
It is the only good part of the movie, so that checks out.
Oh no!
Oh no, it has Monk in it. I can't see Tony Shalhoub as anyone other than Mr. Monk.
I think you mean Fred Kwan
My stupid brain always associates the name Thirteen Ghosts with Venom (2005) and I only realized why just now, when I looked up the latter:
I only saw Venom once when I was way too young and it has its own neural pathway.
Bonus: I found Venom by searching "horror movie truck snake demon" because that's the imagery that automatically pops into my head alongside Thirteen Ghosts. It's the first result.
Found what I'm watching tomorrow! Thanks!
Anon is out of control
Toast with no butter is *insane*.
I will get aggressive if rye is a choice. A light shove is not out of the question.
Toasted rye with butter tho...
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