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DM: So, what's your character's backstory?  Bard: Well...  Early life, Career before music, Success as children's entertainer, Feud with Nickelodeon, Arson, Manhunt and imprisonment
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Let my searching spare you the time: this is, unfortunately, not a real Wikipedia page

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If youre looking for someone who is real, however, may I suggest starting with Renzo Novatore https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renzo_Novatore

There's nothing about his spat with nickelodeon



Well that's happily the most disappointing thing I'll see today.

Going to bed, are we?



I was still marveling at how fast it all went dark, then I saw this, and you're right: that is unfortunate. 🥲



Genuinely think this format is a great way to write character backstory. Not any of the content beneath the headers, that's for the DM and player to flesh out during sessions. The Nickelodeon Board of Directors are the big bad for one campaign, the guy who framed you for arson is just chillin in the pub you walked into, etc. Work out the details like it's an improv scene.

LOL, who said anything about being "framed?" 🔥 😃

that could have been anyone's deformed white pimply bloated slaggy bare ass.



During your career low you accept a gig for a kid’s birthday party, this catapults you into the limelight as you become the next Raffi

dude a paying gig's a paying gig. kid's birthday parties are some of the more fun, relaxed ones. it's practically rehearsal, like playing a crowded restaurant.




I'm a Warforged barbarian with 8 Int who can turn into a dinosaur.


Hell yeah robo dino! Do you do a Power Rangers transformation sequence?

I'm playing a monk/druid that has astral arms, so I shapeshift into a moose and spinkick enemies while pummelling them with my ghost limbs.

Dude. You failed so hard with that guess.






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