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“I am Arthgar the Everlasting, bow before my immortal pow… Could you put your pants back on please? I’m trying to monologue here”
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) “everlasting,” eh?
Look, with time and practice come results, and an immortal lich has a lot of time on their hands, if you catch my drift
It means you can’t suck me dry wink wink
😏
He’s only concerned because the bard is really hot and he’d totally be dtf
That’s why you keep your boss dungeons cold.
That’s how my bard keeps their nips tight.