Programming Humor

Painting is (NSFW) The Rebuke of Adam and Eve by Domenichino, 1626.

Source: https://xkcd.com/3150/

Under Windows DBeaver is a solid (and free) tool for the casual database user. But under Linux you really learn to save your scripts often.

(I took the last summary part only for obvious reasons)

story: https://www.pcmag.com/news/chatgpt-gets-absolutely-wrecked-in-chess-match-with-1978-atari

Made with KolourPaint and screenshots from Kate (with the GitHub theme).

Also, do y'all call main() in the if block or do you just put the code you want to run in the if block?

Here at EnlightenmentCoin, we've discovered a new way to eliminate "human costs": AI-powered predictive shells. As an example, let's create a "test" folder:

In December 2005, a Gartner report on bird flu that concluded "A pandemic wouldn't affect IT systems directly" was humorously criticized for neglecting to consider RFC 1149 and RFC 2549 in its analysis.[6]

Want to make a branch ?

Via @mountain_ghosts via The Register

Via DesignerNews: Getting help from an engineer

Always wanted an AI assistant that can write smut inside IDE while I write code

Edit: so im done with my preliminary research into this codebase.

Apparently VMWare knows what's up

Via Toggl

Playing a game

From the Apollo 11 github repo: https://github.com/chrislgarry/Apollo-11/blob/b56b8c3d03e810a6ceb69e1c0874d4c89d2c32f6/Luminary099/LUNAR_LANDING_GUIDANCE_EQUATIONS.agc#L666C1-L667C1

Original tweet: https://twitter.com/DesignUXUI/status/576432203560685568

Still not the best thing to see when working on an open source project.

If only string maps were known to human kind :)