Jokes and Humor

[alt text: a meme by “IRL Loading Screens”, in the style of a loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion. The loading screen says, “Frost Guards are not immune to Ice Damage”. Included with the text is a stylized photograph of an ICE officer slipping on a patch of ice in Minneapolis.]

[alt text: a text-and-image tweet by Jake Flores @feraljokes. The text says: “Republicans forcing themselves to listen to Nicki Minaj right now”. Below the text, there is a frame from the animated show “King of the Hill”, where Hank Hill is wearing headphones and listening to music with a shocked expression on his face.]

[alt text: a photo from a local news broadcast about a local criminal. Two news anchors are sitting in front of a graphic captioned as: “BATHROOM INTRUDER?”. Below the caption is a police sketch of the alleged “bathroom intruder”. One of the two anchors looks very similar to the police sketch, and the other anchor is looking over at him with concern.]

not sure if anyone else has done this or not. I am not very good with GIMP yet, but at least you can tell it wasn’t AI.

[alt text: a text-and-image post. The first image is a photo of Donald Trump from his 2016 campaign, where he is saying, “I’m gonna drain The Swamp!”. Below this photo is a photo of Bill Clinton, which is labeled “The Swamp”.]

[alt text: A screenshot of a tweet by Matthew Broussard/@mondaypunday on twitter. The tweet says: “Human: we have a color named after you! Salmon: really? is it silvery blue like my outsides? Human: no, uh- Salmon: wait why is it pink? Human:…(dot dot dot). Salmon: WHY IS IT PINK!?”. Below the tweet is a cropped illustration of a salmon, where the salmon’s mouth is a gape, seemingly in horror.]

[alt text: a text and image post. The text says: “BREAKING: areal photograph reveals Donald Trump’s new $250M “ballroom” is nearing completion. #Demolition #Ballroom”. Below the text is an aerial photo of the White House, which has been edited to show that the Death Star (from Star Wars) is being built next to the White House.]

[alt text: a 4 panel comic by Cassandra Calin. The first panel shows a young woman receiving multiple text messages on her phone. The second panel shows the phone screen, where there is a series of three texts from a person labeled “Friend”. The three texts say: “-Hey! Want to hag out? -Hang* out -not hag, lol 🤦‍♀️”

[alt text: a 4-panel comic by @eastcoastitnotes, illustrated on a yellow sticky note. The first panel shows a king standing up on a castle wall and addressing his subjects. The king has an overflowing moneybag behind him with the words “Not Money” written on it. The king is saying, “I don’t have your money, working class!”. In the second panel, the king looks more feverish, and he is shouting, “It’s the HOMELESS people who have it! and and and the IMMIGRANTS!”. The third panel depicts two stick people, one labeled “The Left” and one labeled “The Right”. “The Left” is saying, “That doesn’t make sense…” and then they are interrupted by “The Right”, who is saying “YES DADDY”. In the fourth and final panel, The Left is looking at The Right with a concerned gaze, and The Right seems blissfully happy. ]

[alt text: a screenshot of a tweet by @CRXSSF4DE. The tweet says: “someone on the Motorola forums was having the same problem with the camera I’ve been having, but just have to share the image they posted to demonstrate the issue. it’s the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life dude”. Below the text is a corrupted photograph of an elderly woman wearing a suit and standing in a parking lot. The corruption makes all of the colors look hypersaturated and/or replaced by other colors, and the entire image has the aura of an album cover.]

[alt text: A tweet by @peteypayless. The tweet says, “the US if Tylenol actually caused autism”. Below the text is a map of a hypothetical US high-speed rail system, where high-speed rail is connecting most of the major cities in the US.]

[alt text: an edited image of Thanos from the Avengers movies. His Infinity Gauntlet is filled up with Tylenol pills instead of gems. The caption on the screen says “My Autism will now be unstoppable!!"]

[alt text: Text that says: "Staying informed in 2025". Behind the text is 4 infamous images of various actors looking haggard, including Scarlett Johansson, Tom Hiddleston, Oscar Isaac, and Matthew McConaughey. Hiddleston is looking at an open laptop screen with his hands on his mouth in contemplation. McConaughey is looking at an iPhone screen while taking a hard drag from a cigarette.]

[Alt-text: Comic panel of Hulk having just destroyed two military tanks. With an aggravated face, Hulk has two speech bubbles:

[alt text: a satirical press release by "ANTIFA TM". The press release reads: "Attn: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE! 09/18/2025. Comrades and Shareholders: I am pleased to announce that after months of fierce negotiations with the Trump administration, we have finally reached an agreement. ANTIFA TM has agreed that it will end all of its American operations, shutter its regional offices across the nation, and liquidate all holdings no more than 3 business days following the completion of the united states government's agreed upon contractual obligations. Those obligations are listed below: -Release the Epstein Files"

[alt text: a bluesky text post by @cursedsynth.bsky.social. The post says: "honestly 2 eyes is a good amount. spiders can pull off 8. but flies got greedy. they were like: give me a million eyes. well, now you don't know how to get out of my house".]

[alt text: two photos of a cat. In both photos, the cat is laying on their back and being viewed through a full glass of water, such that the water distorts the cat's face. In the first photo, the cat looks somewhat grumpy, and the cat's head appears a bit squashed. In the second photo, the cat's head appears to be shrunken and the cat looks distressed.]

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[alt text: a text-and-image post. The text caption says: "This was the most insane stage of the pandemic". The image is a photo of a Christian baptism that took place during the height of the COVID-19 pandemic. On the left side of the photo, two young parents are standing with their baby, and on the right side of the photo, an older priest is standing, about 2 meters away from the others. The mother is holding up her baby by the arms and facing the baby towards the priest. The priest is wearing a mask, and aiming a water gun directly at the baby's head.]

[alt text: a screenshot of a tweet and a reply tweet. The original tweet by @Dashytwo says: "What's the funniest sports graphic you've ever seen?". The reply tweet by @mikaylaaaa777 contains no text, but just a photo from a hockey broadcast. The text on the lower third says: "COMING; ALL OVER THE ICE". The rest of the photo shows a close up of a hockey player sitting on the sidelines. The athlete is holding his jersey up with his chin, and his mouth is open. The photo cuts off at the player's waist, such that we cannot see his hands or the lower half of his body. The complete image suggests that the athlete is currently masturbating.]

[alt text: a screenshot of a tweet by @Sparrow_Admirer. The tweet says: "if you play as a girl in video games, have a fascination with feminine clothing, and 'wish you were a girl', I have some news for you: Huge, Ancient Forest World Discovered 630 Feet Down Sinkhole In China". ]

[alt text: a screenshot of a satirical news headline and an accompanying image. The headline says: "BREAKING NEWS: Clever migrant wears the Epstein files to hide from Trump administration." The accompanying image depicts a person wearing a ghillie suit made up of legal documents (presumably the Epstein files). The person is standing directly in front of an ICE officer, and the officer is saying, "I can't see anything!"]

[alt text: a photo of a box of Nestle bottled water. The plastic packaging on the top of the container has a printed image of a woman carrying a smiling little girl on her back. The packaging has been torn open at the spot where printed woman's mouth is, such that her mouth appears to be grotesquely large.]

[alt text: a screenshot of a pair of tweets. The first tweet, by @lottyburns, says: "You're offered $50,000 but if you accept it, the person you hate most in the entire world gets $100,000. Are you taking it?". The reply tweet by @FreyjaErlings, says: "This is called, 'having a job'."]

[alt text: A photo of a music concert with many elderly attendees, with an overlapping photo of a young, bearded man standing and wearing a "Blue Lives Matter" t-shirt. The image has a large caption that says, "I LOVE TWO THINGS: OUTLAW COUNTRY, AND, THE LAW".]