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Anon tries something new

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Anon plays Skyrim

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Anon's jobs

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Anon invents a time machine

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Anon is an imposter

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Anon joins a shitposting group

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Anon is a rabbit

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Anon gets lost

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Anon buys cigarettes

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Anon buys a game

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Anon ruins christmas

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USAnon copes with FIFA loss

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Anon likes bikes

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Anon likes a woman

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Losing my religion

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[OC] Anon is a femcel

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Anon hits bedrock

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Anon is a nostalgic gamer

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Anon comes up with a dating strategy

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Anon is asking questions.

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2 weeks ago

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Anon tries to lose weight

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Anon suspects danger

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Anon makes games

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Anon's life flashes before his eyes

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Anon's lil bro goes through his first break up

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Anon judges Karl

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Anon gets banned

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Anon the Hutt

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Anon loves marvel movies

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Anon tries to break the ice

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Anon passes gas for the first time in their life, gets scared

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Anon does some gaslighting

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Anon finds a conspiracy

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Anon is a child prodigy

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Anon makes a multiplayer game

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Anon's dad tries to bond

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Anon goes to the gym

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Anon awakens something

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Anon pets a dog

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Obi-Wanon has regrets

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Anon is unimpressed

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Anon is given an ultimatum

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Anon watches Backrooms

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Anon is unhappy with the English language

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any/all 1 month ago

>"traffic jam" >can't even spread it on your toast The English language is full of deceit and betrayal

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Anon is judging you

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Anon does genealogy

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Anon imagines

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Anon plays Arkham City

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Anon is incompatible

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Anon plays World of Warcraft

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Anon is standmaxxing

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I need to know what it says

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any/all 1 month ago

Greentext with a image of Astolfo that starts with: "Walking through the grocery store. Notice a cute femboy". The largest part is scribbled over and is labeled: "You get the idea.Wait, what". The end reads: "The most Chinese, clearly the alpha chinese elderly man out of them growls, 'Defeat us in MAHJONG or be'"

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Neo, wake up!

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Anon questions nature

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Anon is a paramedic

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Bee

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Anon notices realism in GTA6

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Anon is an introvert

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Anon mishears a coworker

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Anon is married

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Anon plays Metal Gear Rising Revengeance

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Anon went to a birthday party

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Anon reads horror

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Anon is a gamer

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Anon tries watching nu-Trek

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2 months ago

Anon tries watching nu-Trek

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Anon goes go-karting

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Anon observes redditors

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Anon works out the question to the final solution

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2 months ago

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Anon meets a celebrity

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Anon carpools

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Anon has an epic weekend

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Anon struggles with OLED

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2 months ago

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Anon poses a question

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2 months ago

>"Open this strait." >*bombs a childrens’ school* >"IS CHINA IN THERE REFINING OIL WITH YOU?”

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Anon collects minerals

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